Monday, November 06, 2006

Day 41:Lifted

The siege has been lifted! Finally our neighbours have stopped being such jerks and gone home, as long as I promise to drink a little less goat cheese milk. Or at least by a large fan. Never!I thought. But hey, they don't know that.
Though it took long negotiations (mainly because SheepSta kept crying "Long live the Revolution!" over the walls) but finally we came to a agreement. They promised to plant some nice tulips in my garden as long as I lay off the goat cheese milk. StaSheep plans to build a nice labratory over the now burnt shed, and I hope to have some fun bulldosing down the destroyed area of my castle. So all are happy.
Except SheepSta. The stupid thing has been winging that too many lives were lost in 'The Wars'. I explained that the only real life lost was a random pidgeon the neighbours accidently shot that was aimed at me when I was taking one of my daily turret walks. SheepSta just burst into tears and rushed from the room. I plan to bribe it with some jelly beans.
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa

3 Comments:

Anonymous alex said...

this is actually amazing, you are hilarious! Huzzah and hurrah, keep 'em going! xxxxxx

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Jody said...

wait a minute...if the Siege has been lifted does that mean there's nothing more to write about??? No more blogs?!?!??!

6:39 PM  
Anonymous Me again said...

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

6:39 PM  

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