Day 38: There's no such thing as veggie meat

Intresting debate tonight. The sheep and I debated over the existance of vegitarian meat. StaSheep said that it is designed to be flavoured like meat, and is thereofore a breed of meat. I said that meat comes from an amimal whilst vergitarian copies do not and to that extent are not meat. SheepSta said pixies must be purple or the movies would be lying. We locked SheepSta in the coal shed.
However, are argument did not cease with the absence of the dumb beast, but mearly escalated with SheepSta cracking a chair over my head, proclaming the Isle of Man should be a country, and flounced out the room with my underware draped over his nose and a pair of trousers on each arm. After about fivce minutes I regained conciousness to find my feet stuck to the celing and a note from SheepSta saying there was a spillage of glue on the roof I stepped in and I was NOT stuck there on purpose. No more allowance, SheepSta. You hear me? NO MORE ALLOWANCE!!!
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa