Day 36: Happy chain mail day!
It's chain mail day! That is right, ladies and gentlemen, today is the best day of the year to make chain mail! StaSheep and I have been making whole sheets of chain mail and sending them over the internet, through people's doors and into pet's noses so that all know the terror of chain mail day. You may ask HOW we escaped the siege and why StaSheep was still here when I claimed to have fired him. The answer to the latter is simple. ONE, just one person appealed for the poor creatures and my heart melted at this act. For that reason I did not fire the stupid ignorant beasts. The earlier is even simpler, consiting of four letters; FBNS. I cannot at present reveal what this organisation is or does, but soon, my friends. Sooner than you might think....
So, as StaSheep and I created chain mail whilst SheepSta drew odd pictures and shoved as many crayons as possible up its nose, the siege continued and we were left to watch neighbours beating my garden gnomes with a zipper frame. At long last, I finished my goat cheese milk sculpture and climbed into my bed, thinking about life's biggest question, one which had puzzled philosphers and religious leaders for generations;
"What IS goat cheese milk?."
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
So, as StaSheep and I created chain mail whilst SheepSta drew odd pictures and shoved as many crayons as possible up its nose, the siege continued and we were left to watch neighbours beating my garden gnomes with a zipper frame. At long last, I finished my goat cheese milk sculpture and climbed into my bed, thinking about life's biggest question, one which had puzzled philosphers and religious leaders for generations;
"What IS goat cheese milk?."
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
posted by Dr BanaNa at 7:40 PM
1 Comments:
I wanna know what FBNS is! do tell...pleeeease...*puts on cute face and flutters eyelids*. And btw goats cheese milk is... goat's cheese flavoured milk...or at least it is in bulgaria...i think...hmmmm...
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