Day 33: The Cleaner

I have found a crack in my wall. Normally this would not bother me, but as I am in the middle of a siege with very little supplies and there is nothing better to do except give SheepSta's stupid rubber duck back to the annoying beast, and frankly that would not be a wise move. So I enlisted the help of my sheep and set to work. Didn't really work, but SheepSta DID manage to tear a chunk of the wall out with a Barbie Doll from Hell. That duck is going to burn at the stake.
Anna came to clean the house today. I often ask why since I do not have enough money for a cleaner, and she says she isn't a cleaner, she just likes talking to StaSheep and cleans up the house in the process. I said she shouldn't bother, and she said I should be quiet. So I was. Sadly, I forgot to ask her how she got in, as there still seems to be a siege on. I'll ask her next Wednesday. I found my lost gumball under the sofa today. I was surprised it was still intact, then remembered it was super strong and, if used as a weapon, could wipe out whole armies of (say) neighbours attacking a secret fort in which two sheep and a man are being help prisoner because of their annoying sheep rap. I threw it in the rubbish.
I'm very bored. If you could please send in your ideas I would be greatful.
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa