Day 31: How to build a moose
Slightly odd day today. StaSheep ordered his own "Build-a-moose" kit. The long and short of it is that you build a moose out of staples and chewing gum which can dance around the room on its antlers singing a dodgy version of the Lituanian national anthem in Africanas. I'm not sure WHY he bought it, but buy it he did and now we have some odd moose which looks more like a hairy cow leaping round the room singing the POLISH national anthem in SWEDISH. When we tried to complain, we were put on the answer machine that didn't have any English in it.
Many people who have read my blog have called on the BanaNaLine and asked; why re there so many typos? They claim to know sheep who make no typing errors and actually make you tea without bits of bogey in it. Alas, though I have met these sheep and begged them to live with me, they are different to my sheep. SheepSta has a crayon stuck in her ear and StaSheep thinks typing is immoral, so I just can't win.
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
Many people who have read my blog have called on the BanaNaLine and asked; why re there so many typos? They claim to know sheep who make no typing errors and actually make you tea without bits of bogey in it. Alas, though I have met these sheep and begged them to live with me, they are different to my sheep. SheepSta has a crayon stuck in her ear and StaSheep thinks typing is immoral, so I just can't win.
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
posted by Dr BanaNa at 4:46 PM
2 Comments:
.....SHEEPSTA IS A GIRL?????????????? oops... sorry sheepsta. are sheepsta and stasheep in love? wow. that is news. :)
You can buy a moose made out of staples and chewing gum which can dance around the room on its antlers singing a dodgy version of the Lituanian national anthem in Africanas??? *puts up hand* Oooh! I want one! I want one!
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