Day 16: a dog and a Slippery Slipper Slide
Today, I saw a dog. But not any dog. A dog made...of beef jerky. SheepSta made it. Poor thing's ravanous with hunger. I said we should eat the dog, but the stupid animal claimed it was the only decent thing left on earth. Then its ear fell off. Then its nose. Then its entire body crumbled into a meaty mush of...meat. I quickly sbaffled some of the meat. but StaSheep made me put it back. We had a funeral and all. What a waste of meat.
A big event today. The 131st Slippery Slipper Slide took place in the fort. This is where we see who has the slipperiest slipper by sliding down the stairs in our slippers. This usually ends with everyone crashing into each other in a heap and SheepSta starts crying and we have to go to the zoo to cheer him up and he gets stuck in the tiger cage and StaSheep and I get our legs bitten to rescue him then catapulted into the kangaroo cage and beaten nearly to death and having the keepers MOAN at us for annoying the animals. We still do it anyhow. Thankfully, we were trapped inside and couldn't go, but I still had to buy the sheep an ice cream. As usual
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
A big event today. The 131st Slippery Slipper Slide took place in the fort. This is where we see who has the slipperiest slipper by sliding down the stairs in our slippers. This usually ends with everyone crashing into each other in a heap and SheepSta starts crying and we have to go to the zoo to cheer him up and he gets stuck in the tiger cage and StaSheep and I get our legs bitten to rescue him then catapulted into the kangaroo cage and beaten nearly to death and having the keepers MOAN at us for annoying the animals. We still do it anyhow. Thankfully, we were trapped inside and couldn't go, but I still had to buy the sheep an ice cream. As usual
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa
posted by Dr BanaNa at 4:44 PM
2 Comments:
Stasheep got an icecream?? That's not fair! I want an Icecream to!
:( I mean, ok, so I'm not trapped inside a fort, so i don't need compensation because I can go out and get beaten to a puld in the zoo if i wanted to, but i'd much prefer an icecream!
how did you buy him an ice cream if you are stuck in a fort...? :-/ a also agree with jody, i want one too! what flavours were there? i may come visit so i can get one too :)
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