Day 14: Revenge of the Sheep

I should NEVER have bought that Star Wars DVD for the sheep last August.Only Now have they watched it, and I wish that it was never made. They have created their own Jedi order and have renamed my fort to Tatooine. StaSheep is now Mace Sheepdoo, whilst StaSheep is Darth Wool. They often fight with coloured sticks on the battlements, nearly falling off into my pond and killing Herbert the squinting duck.
I was wondering what sort of bacon is best served with coffee flavored plates when SheepSta ran in crying that Macehawafallodeunbatlaimenintomrapondu. I handed over the pills, so the sheep could talk properly. The result was that Mace had fallen of the battlements in to the pond. After a hasty meal of sausage, egg, bacon, fries, toast, hash browns, cookies, coffee flavored plates, coffee flavored cultlery, coffee flavored mugs, coffee flavored coffee and tea, with a side of onion rings, garlic bread, bacon flavored coffee and coffee flavored bacon, we tied out shirts together and fished StaSheep out. They stopped playin Star Wars after that.
Yours, as always
Dr BanaNa